23, English Lit Graduate, UK. Devon/Gloucestershire. Mad as a box of frogs.

Feel free to ask me any questions!

 

THERE’S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND FUCKING YOUR STEPMOM

Our druid. Presented without comment. (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

"You see a giant centipede."
"I call Agent Roofer and tell him that everything is fucked and he needs to run."
"I text Agent Archer with ‘whatever’"
"… I text Roofer a picture of the centipede."
"… I start coming up the elevator." 

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

queensoucouyant:

piccolowasablackman:

I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face

you can see it counting down from ten in its head

(Source: certifieddating)

Idris Elba looks the way cologne smells.

Lily, with the most accurate description I have ever seen of Idris Elba. (via potentialhydrogenbomb)

duskypuffball:

j-sillabub:

closequarterscosplay:

cosplay-gamers:

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Ebony Armor Cosplay by Folkenstal

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